Set ‘android-use-exec-loader’ to nil

Oh, that did the trick! This reduced my magit-status load times from 15s to 0.7s and now I can reenable VC. Thanks!

Does magit run normally for you? I run emacs on my phone but anytime I have to use git it gets unbearably slow. This includes magit, so i have it unloaded usually.

Same for the vc package bundled with emacs, i had to include this on my config or files take too long to open:

(when (eq system-type 'android)
  (setq-default vc-handled-backends nil)

Also, what do you mean by this and how do you do it?

disabling Emacs’ default behavior of running executables under system call tracing