Touchable? Like a touchscreen? Weird choice of words

KIDS MEALS AVAILABLE

Sadly the voting populace is so centrist and high on Obama’s shit I think Biden would have won his first election anyway. Coattailing off Obamas legacy despite being completely fake and PR driven, is what won him the election. It’s how he beat Bernie too.

Disaster what do yinz mean? Finally a lib endorsed by border patrol to stop the hoard

It’s so weird how literally nothing changed we learned nothing new but tons of libs coming out of the woodwork for no Biden now. Winds of change are here but obviously nothing good will happen

Down to 23% from a 25% margin in the actual 2020 election that they barely won

lol I got banned for lightly harassing a nerd with an Israeli flag profile pic posting on r/cats

Ain’t been back since anyway, I’m doing my part!

kinda wanna take it on a plane or summin and annoy people and force someone to ask me to remove it

Genies are mischievous little buggers, better be careful with that flashlight.

1. He died for our sins
2. He loves us despite us falling short of the glory of beanis
3. He taught us how to love one another
4. We eat his flesh and drink his blood and it gives us eternal life
5. He is with us

I door knocked on boomers McMansions and futilely made the case for them to not vote for Biden and they stood their ground. So cringe

SIKE

As a programmer all my friends I’ve made at work are right wing freaks of some sort. Now I work at a bigger company and there’s some folks I assume would be cool but I work remote and don’t really have the chance to be friends.

It’s funny I went to a company social and the politics were terrible. Senior SWE was telling me about how he doesn’t understand how there’s homeless people in Texas since it’s so cheap here (he previously lived in the Bay Area). Obsessed with petty theft shit happening in the bay and just overall a nasty person.

lol I know a tech bro type who does. He’s agressively white and never eats hot sauce anyway I’m assuming he’s “Heinz” on the map and that just means ketchup

For cheap hot sauce I’m a franks guy but they’re all about the same. I also love that green pepper Tabasco. But most of the time I use huy foods chili garlic sauce. It’s simple and really good

This is just what dudes wear when they rock

This is probably fine in one of the high schools in the rich suburbs, maybe rural Texas would be tough but I’m thinking Mississippi or Alabama would be more horrible. Or deep Appalachia.

oh shit is this the ghost of Kiev I’ve been hearing bout??

I thought the point of these big overcoats was to cover you up? Did you have to remove a lot of material from yours?

God knowing Ai that has the be the most vapid uninteresting and disturbing stand up routines of all time.

Just kidding that’s the 2012 White House correspondence dinner, thanks o’Bama!