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Let’s see how endlessly antagonizing the sentencing judge works out for him.

Mush has a very punchable face.

Deporting people (in many cases citizens) for protesting a war. Freest country on earth, etc.

Making the Electoral College meaningless is within reach:

https://www.nationalpopularvote.com

Extra Points for Bizarre capitalization.

Putin’s red lines mean nothing, fuck him and his broke-ass country.

Putin really wants to see Moscow turned to glass, I guess.

Trump is literally selling our collective future for a few fucking dollars.

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Typical Trump behavior, the “Schrödinger’s Douchebag” defense. Post the content, see the reaction.

No reaction: mission accomplished, and now you know the line you can’t cross is further out.

Negative reaction: I didn’t do it, it was a staffer who didn’t watch the video, it was just a joke bro, etc. But the message is out there all the same.

Trump is a full-on Nazi.

Jesus wept.

Russia poisons everything.

“Unfounded fears.” “False claims.”

Just do us all a favor and say that Trump LIES, non-stop, every fucking time he opens his mouth. He lies like you and I breathe.

Trump will chicken out if there is a rule that he can’t run his fucking mouth over Biden. A stream of liquid shit from that anus-mouth of his is all he has.

Kant would like a word.

Wow, that is some hot bullshit right there.

If Republicans didn’t hold this up in their attempt to lick Putin’s taint, we wouldn’t be in this situation.

You know George, they really aren’t very good films. I don’t want the originals because they were good, I want the originals because those afternoons spent sitting in the theater in 1977 (and 1980, and 1983) were memorable experiences for me, and the original cuts evoke those times in a visceral way.

It’s not about seeing “your” movies, it’s about reliving parts of my youth the way I remember them. These are my memories, not yours. Grow up.

Handy Trump Translator:

“A lot of people are saying X” = “I am saying X”
“No one knew X” = “I didn’t know X”
“Biden is on drugs” = “I am on drugs”
“Rigged and totally unfair” = “Not rigged and completely fair, but I don’t like it”
“No one knows more about X than me” = “I am the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, and I don’t even know it”

He’s not wrong. But you know, there are some things you just don’t say. I don’t call my wife fat.