Fine, I’ll downvote myself. :P

I see someone read the rules correctly!

You know, you’re absolutely right.

This is beautiful.

Haha, this was in no particular order. I mean, if I had Dragonball powers, I’d be razing the entire fucking planet right now.

By Death Note rules, it could take too long and revert to a heart attack.

I have a sardonic view of life, so it is what it is. You could just downvote me, maybe even block me, and move on with your life. Just sayin’.

Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV

DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture

Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident

Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning

Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV

Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman

Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck

Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)

Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6’er

Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window

Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window

Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade

Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack

Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck

Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey

I could go on and on, you get the idea…

Not judging. You do you, but how you perceive reality doesn’t really factor into actual facts.

Read my edit.

To a long-term smoker maybe, but to new smokers (judging by the “vapelife” quote), it is absolutely correct. Read my edit above.

Smoking cigarettes. Sorry, I thought that was obvious.

If you think it’s better, it’s not.

Edit

To clarify…

If you’re a smoker and you downgraded to vaping, it’s a step in the right direction, but still you’re better off quitting. We know the addiction is hard to quit, but vaping is a better alternative than actual smoke inhalation.

But if you’ve never smoked and started vaping (most likely due to advertisements and/or peer influence), the long-term effects of vaping are still inconclusive. That said, you are still inhaling toxic chemicals, especially through the delivery method (propylene glycol, vegetable glycerins), not to mention other flavorings, and depending on the device, possibly metals from the heating elements. While it isn’t as bad as cigarettes, the best course of action would be to remove yourself from such an addiction before it becomes a problem.

Or, you could just go on believing you’re safe, continuing to inhale. I’m not going to judge you, but Nature will. Biology is funny like that.

He sounds like Death incarnate.

My wife went shopping with me to buy mine. She’s been very accepting, almost frightingly so. I love it!

And yes, sports bras can get thrown right in the wash and dryer with no issues. I do mine cold water wash, low heat tumble dry.

The body of water formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico.

A concept of a plan.

This is the boy who cried voting fraud. Then when it actually happened, no one believed it. Trump stole the election with Elon’s help. As far as I’m concerned, this is treason, especially considering the coup in progress. We need to stop this motherfucker before it’s too late!

Fucking brownshirts.

“Hostile work environment!”