Yeah obviously the president of the US and the Senate couldn’t possibly be controlled by Democrats, because otherwise they would have the absolute ability to remake the supreme court. It’s too bad, gosh it sucks that we live under the control of Republicans who control every arm of the federal government.

How the fuck are we consistently the best website on the planet with a sore loser emoji already???

TL;DR: Allowable differences in the dimensions of venues make more precise timing unreliable.

Timing beyond the hundredth of a second is not a reliable indicator of athlete performance. Instead, when capturing millimetres of movement with each frame, you might be capturing allowable differences in the measurement of the pool, track or other venue.

The followup:

“Sure I made it up, but isn’t it scary that the dumbest people on planet earth believed it???”

Isn’t that Dukakis?

Lol

If the democratic party was at all interested in the opinion of the general public (which includes you and me), they would at least run some primaries and go through the motions of a western liberal democracy. Instead, they’ve decided to rerun 2020 on the hope that the bold message of “He’s not Trump” will work again.

The election is in eleven months - if Biden loses the fault lands squarely on the democrats for covering their ears and saying “lalalala” any time someone suggests maybe actually doing something resembling democracy. Or hey you can continue to pre-blame the left for an election that hasn’t happened yet and accuse us of actually being conservatives, certainly that will convince us to line up behind Genocide Joe.

Lol: “The State Department on Friday made clear that the American military will not abide by the requests of the Iraqi government to leave the country and instead will stay indefinitely.”

Beautiful

Not me furiously searching “Henry kissinger assad” so I can post that the Lion of Damascus has done it agian

Trump winning (because progressives refuse to vote)

Gotta love how liberals portray progressives as simultaneously a large enough voting bloc to sway entire elections, but not large enough to ever enact a single progressive policy even when it’s a campaign promise.

Excellent work of course, and you’re right I groaned in real life. Learning that counting the elements in the individual pictures was pointless and that there’s an unused sixth picture is pretty infuriating. Good luck in the contest!

Thank you, that one was killing me. I had ordered them by release date but spent a ton of time puzzling over the significance of the shaded in squares lol.

A little - the last couple of times timehop had a puzzle hunt it was just a web page with a set of themed puzzles, this time they’ve incorporated some other apps they’re associated with and host the clues within their platforms. You still don’t need an account or to download an app but it’s definitely attempting to encourage people to use their bullshit.

But to be clear, the puzzles themselves have halloween themed answers, you won’t get “always drink your ovaltine”.

Pinging @HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net since they helped out last time I posted one of these puzzle hunts.

That’s a picture of Osama Bin Laden, from the article to the left “Anti-Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace”

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