emailing my wife every time i complete a minor household task

u couldn’t make blazing saddles today, because of sjws

u couldn’t make blazing saddles today, because people would be like “uh i already watched this movie, its blazing saddles?”

NEDM

Zen Buddhism is also pretty strange, like as someone (white western) who really values meditation and the psychology aspects of Buddhism, isn’t zen kind of like a fusion between Buddhism and Shinto and bushido to make a Buddhism that allows violence and Japanese supremacy as part of its structure?

Zen Buddhism has some really good koans tho, so what do i know

Joe Biden to Greg Abbott:

1. You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” – Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic… 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2. Do not do a balk please.

this video is illegal to possess in the UK

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n0UfcmpBCJQdSUqCyC8vN_t4eRnR0UAmE&si=e_NPhRoMHFvr3jj0

edit: John Hartford was a fiddler as well and a banjo player and i just noticed the first track on that album is all fiddle no banjo lol. so give it a chance or just skip to the second song lol

when ur place has carpets and you drop the grinder :(

what is the crime tho? possession of content that promotes bestiality or something like that?

when i read this i immediately felt the same as the “beat the piss out of his snitchin ass” people in this thread.

there’s a kids book I read where there is asocietyt that names themselves with their first words one their second birthday, i remember one of the names was “Firetruck, mine, mine!”

also this specific prompt absolutely filled me with rage for a long time. you can just click not on the window to cancel it but WHY is there no x in the corner to cancel out? disgusting design.

the worst thing about windows 10 aside from pushing the store (which I have found mostly easy to turn off) is that you can open five different settings folders and encounter six different ui elements.

edit: opening a windows 10 system menu to then search for the screensaver function and get the same style of window you got in xp is wild lol. also its impossible to even get to the screensaver settings without searching because I guess they don’t think you need it anymore, but its so weird to see menus and folders formatted however they were when the feature was first introduced lol.

the underdog:

wild how "this person is not a real american bexause ______” is becoming so common for whatever politician to invoke… trump in particular would love to just designate anyone who’s not maga as not an american. but the democrats are even more invested in american exceptionalism, they’ve been using “donald trump was not elected by real americans” since 2016 with russian interference.

(got ur message ttys)

im anglo canadian so don’t worry, im complicit in your national crimes.

message me your name and i’ll message you in game. i already bought some omega time in anticipation lol.

holy shit, i thought this clip was old as hell, i had no idea Brett gelman was anything other than “a guy who was in comedy bang bang 13 years ago” lol.

turns out he was in stranger things, and is doing zionist propaganda comedy sketches on israeli tv? i might not share this anymore lol, even tho i do think its a good bit.

that was just depressing lol.

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OK /uj i generally agree with this, to be real I just think its not good shotposting to double back and revel in how triggered people are with your bit lol. its the smug victory lap i don’t like tbh