What did you think it was all this time, silly goose!?

Anne Frankly you should have.

Let’s get to the red meat! Time to dish!

I wish. They’re never glad I came. :(

I still remember the one time I braved making a homemade lasagna years ago. It took all day. I would have gone on a spree had it been ruined. I’m sorry for your loss.

Jerry Seinfeld making someone laugh themselves to death is rich.

I used Jergens body lotion for my wedding and my skin felt nice and moist all night.

I think they’re just new boot goofin’.

Just be patient, it’ll come!

Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?

He’s just Don now.

Anyone else notice Gromit is shaped like curvaceous hips and ass? I really need to get laid.

visited the Golden Corral

u ok?

Do you mean Big York and New Hamberger?

Victoria 2 was the gateway that finally got me into Paradox Games. Most people seem to think it’s better than Victoria 3. It’s only $4.99 right now (75% off). Victoria is an economics/trade simulator with simulated populations/demand. So your goal is to try to make a lot of money on whatever resources you choose–lumber, cotton, etc, while also providing enough to meet the demand of your population/grow various populations.

After I played that, Crusader Kings 3 got its claws into me.

Victoria 2 is easy to recommend. However, it’s tough to recommend Crusader Kings 3 and other modern Paradox games with their shitty DLC model. I’ve frankly pirated it all.

Hear me out: vampire zombies.

Better yet: don’t. Just forget it all.