@evatronic @PeriodicallyPedantic CUM salon actually stands for children underage minor salon
Edgebaron of the cafe
I was there at home one day
Me, Fred, and my microwave
Fred was a gerbil, just the same
I was feeling quite insane
Freddy met the microwave
Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye
Sixty seconds set on high
Watch ol’ Freddy run and run
He went kaboom just like a gun
I’m having so much fun
Go and get a Brillo pad
Fred is dead, aw, ain’t it sad?
I didn’t do it, that I wish
Guess who’s next?
It’s Bob, my fish
@evatronic @PeriodicallyPedantic CUM salon actually stands for children underage minor salon
@evatronic @PeriodicallyPedantic cum.salon is exactly what it says on the can
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