I’m still proud of the copy of “Maus” that I donated to the library of my shitty little Texas town before I moved out of that hell-hole a few years back. I still check the online catalog from time to time to make sure it’s still in circulation.

lol I didn’t need to be there to know this is not true. And you are disparaging the professionals that worked hard to take care of you by saying they’d have made such a stupid and obvious mistake, if you even had an MRI. I am worked up because these are my colleagues and you’re making them out to be morons that don’t know how to do their jobs. Have some decency.

This is bullshit. First off, the magnet doesn’t start pulling when it’s “fired up.” It’s always on and it would have started pulling on your ring as soon as you got close to it. Second, it’s very unlikely that a tech would have missed something as obvious as a wedding band. They do multiple screenings and checks. Maybe, I mean human error is a thing, but given that this story is 100% bullshit from the first point I don’t like seeing hardworking techs getting their names dragged through the mud for your fake internet story. And third, they (again, very unlikely but not impossible that things could have potentially happened the way you told it) would not have removed the ring from your finger and created a loose, dangerous projectile. They would have removed you from the scanner to the screening area and then removed the ring. But again, this never happened. I mean, it’s cool if you want to make up stories on the internet, but don’t disparage people to do it.