According to an article in the Guardian, the guy and a couple of his friends were called by one of their moms who had an argument on a plane, so they went to the airport to beat up some people. Cops arrive to arrest them and they start fighting the cops.

Sure he’ll be fired and charged. But it’s a bit of a stretch to expect someone who’s just had to fight off a group of lunatics to just flip the adrenaline switch and turn into an office clerk in two seconds

Do you believe the guy that punched the cop on her head should be charged with attempted manslaughter as well?

Born in the deserts of Arrakis

They replaced them with the Russians

Avoid looking like an AI character

My gods I hope he blurts out ‘Black Hillary’ in one of his rants

“Show us the birth certificate, cuz she certainly doesn’t look American”

Well, the least you can say is no-one would have seen that one coming

‘Too perfectionist’ is his only weakness

Have Baldwin do a skit about shooting him

Maybe there are parts even they don’t feel comfortable disclosing yet

You’re totally ignoring that she had her hair done and stuff

Well, how else could the Taliban have made so much societal progress?

Maybe they’re referring to * checks notes * continuing to run the massive death camps built by his grandfather to squash all political opposition

Are you implying that on a quiet morning somewhere around last October, Biden gave Bibi a call and ordered him to escalate?

I have little hope you’ll grab the concept, but

Did that ‘war’ start with the Houthis firing missiles, or them being fired upon?

Ha, this reminds me of a scene from the movie Miss Sloane where they easily discredit some politician on their left by hiring some shmuck to go stand in the background of their speech with a ‘abolish money’ banner

A lot of the Hexbears genuininely seem to be under the impression that escaping the horrors of capitalism to be freed from wage-slavery would mean that they’ll finally have the time for “self-healing and growing their own food” which sparked a funny comment from another lemming that it exposed their fantasy that under communism they’d have a job gardening as opposed to farming

Well, it seems to me that’s a better definition than some vague ‘ideology of state violence etc’. Objectively liberal politics (not to be confused with your own very local take on ‘libs’) is very much rooted in your own anarchism but with the addition of a limited state to things like, you know, use organised violence to keep the fascists from taking over the place

Do Arabs get to vote in the US?

Or if you mean Arabs that chose to go live in the US, I don’t think they care too much about a country that, well, murdered all the natives

China is weird

Is it? There are plenty of examples of smaller factions joining forces to overthrow a common enemy, who later battled it out amongst themselves.