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Merry Christmas!

Real BMPs have curves honey, don’t believe the skinny bitches you see in those magazines

We’re doing ERA skirts right? PLEASE tell me we’re doing ERA skirts

Hey, welcome back to Personal Space! I’m your host, Philip Jacobs, and let me tell ya… I care about my personal spac… Wow, wow, hey! Who’s around me right now?! Who’s around me?!..

Now why don’t we step up here and everybody get stepped up, and let’s get some stepped up personal space up in this place! Here we go.

We get a one: personal space.
Two: personal space.
Three: stay out of my personal space.
Four: keep away from my personal space.
Five: get out of that personal space.

Rule 2: Explain incorrect articles and takes

As much as I want this to be real it’s not. Just enjoy the shitpost folks 👍

Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.

Lungplugs

Life pro tip: Don’t touch the boats

its photoed shop theres no cuntry callt Erbia you fucking idiut

Red wunz go fasta
Blues iz lucky
Yellow for da booms
Black iz tuff
Greenz da best!!1!
Whites fer da skully bitz
Ya eva seen a purple Ork? Dats cuz purple iz sneaky!

If you set it as the post link it should embed automatically without needing to put anything in the post body

If that doesn’t work, you could also put it in the body like you’re trying by using this format: ![](https://your/link/here) It’s also the same way to embed in comments

It’s beautiful 😍

Leaked image of USS Carney intercepting Houthi drones

The Patriot missile system watching it all go down

Motherfucker this is NCD. Of course superior guns make you superior. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

MATT DAMON

Is that a missile under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?

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