Grocery prices - not mentioned.
It’s so funny that you called this out because right now there’s a post on the front page of the NY Times scaremongering about how “aktchually, Trump’s tariffs will make grocery prices go up (not like the imaginary ‘price gouging’ you’ve been imagining!)”
A chart of the 35 genders
“It doesn’t matter who we vote for in (my state) because of the electoral college” seems to be hitting libs harder than usual this season, lol
Easy to get them on the same page as me again by saying “it’s too bad Trump didn’t get his head blown off that one time”
Throw in a lemon and we’ll have ourselves a real party
Amber
Quark, the station is on fire!
No, Moogie, it’s just the northern lights
Going to see Joker 2 and shaking my head at the screen the whole time so people know I’m not there to do a mass shooting
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - wow, really? Jaime, pull that up. It was the age of reason AND foolishness? Crazy.
0 euphemisms involving light bulbs, unsurprisingly
Reading about all the people stranded in Carolina and how understaffed FEMA is, I should really make a 72 hour kit in case of an inevitable disaster in my area
wdym, it’s not like there’s a historical precedence for what happens when you skimp out on your prateorian guard
Looks like maybe 3/20~ missiles intercepted?
The NY Slimes is reporting that he took “over $100,000” in bribes and that seems SO incredibly cheap. You’re the mayor of New York City and all you can manage is some free flights and hotels in Turkey? Come on, shake down some Wall Street perverts for seven figures at least
It’s one big club and so on and so forth 
Imagine not farting while lifting