I use this one regularly

Wait till he hears about gasoline

I’d hit that

for a little while, at least

So he can practice his scales.

No glove, no love.

The real question: is it better or worse than Oreo Coke?

Probably sleep late, then spend some quiet afternoons digging through the wreckage for a can of something that doesn’t seem too radioactive. Maybe get into painting or something.

About 15 years ago, my dad was doing some work on a manufacturing line and needed some technical drawings done (schematics, wiring diagrams, and panel layouts). I was just starting college, but had learned Autocad in high school, so he hired me to make them.

It paid well, and me being relatively inexperienced, I went the extra mile to make them clear, readable, and easy to work with. I think I did several dozen pages of drawings.

Just this year, my dad was chatting with someone from that plant about something unrelated. The person asked how I was doing, and said those drawings were still the best ones anyone had done for them. Felt pretty good.

Hydration levels vary wildly by the moment

DON’T NEED BRAKES IF YOU NEVER STOP CRANKIN

Dang, I was late by a minute

Stickerbush Symphony from Donkey Kong Country 2.

Bonus: a Charles Cornell breakdown of the song.

Every time you make a graphic with three gears interfacing with each other like that, an engineer creates a new feature that sounds good to investors but makes your life miserable.

Consider yourself warned.

When it’s so difficult that the developers can’t get it right, that’s how you know it’s the hardest.

There’s one called Double Tap. Not sure it qualifies, as it requires a table and chairs.

Everyone places their hands in front of the person sitting to each side. That is, you’ll have your right neighbor’s left hand to the left of your right hand, and vice versa.

The starting direction is clockwise. The goal is for each hand at the table to tap sequentially. Someone taps a hand, and the hand to the left of it (ie. clockwise) has to tap and so on. It’s a bit confusing, because everyone has arms crossed with each other and the hands in front of you aren’t yours.

Instead of tapping once, you can choose to double tap, which changes the direction (clockwise to counter-clockwise, or vice versa).

If someone messes up, that hand is removed from the table (all others remain where they are). Last person (or two or three) remaining wins.

You said these are baby bats, but the last picture is obviously me.

I usually move static assignments outside the DHCP range, but in general, most routers will avoid re-allocating it even if it’s within the DHCP range.

Not with that attitude you can’t