We finally beat human rights. It’s been foretold in the legends that if funhole ever reaches the top of the chart and remains there for a full year, the server will be declared defunct and shut down.

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Your all-time most popular post is the one where you announce that you’re leaving. I’m gonna down-click on it so that it doesn’t get more popular and you don’t go viral and become famous for leaving.

Thank you for engaging with my content! That was a name I though I’d heard of, but then I looked it up, and I hadn’t! And then I clicked on your click-link and remembered him from the back of my Pop Tarts!

What if a doggie did it? Would you abuse an animal?

I think it mostly happens on accident. Most people aren’t scientists and so don’t know that anti-freeze tastes good or what it does to little critters who like to lick it up, and so folks leave it sitting around and they create situations where it can be easily licked up. Every jug of anti-freeze made after 1980 has a novel printed on the back explaining about how you shouldn’t let the nice critters lick up the anti-freeze, but no-one born after 1980 knows how to read a novel anymore.

Yeah, probably. Inhaling it doesn’t feel too good.

I’m not a scientist, but it’s my understanding that when when you pour ethylene glycol antifreeze into a doggy bowl and let a doggy drink it, the doggie one way or another metabolizes it into oxalic acid and then dies like a dog, from kidney failure.

I really like oxalic acid. You can dissolve it in water and drop a rusty locked-up pair of pliers into the mixture, and the next day it will be all freed up and moving. It leaves a weird yellow gunk behind, though. It’s got to be scrubbed off with steel wool. You can leave the pliers in there for a long time. I wonce left a pliers in there for ten weeks, and there was only minor pitting. I don’t know if the pitting is because of the oxalic acid or because of the chlorine in the tap water. And also you can drink it if you wnat to die like a dog.

Now that’s more like it! :] Think positive! :] I have many essential oils for sale at reasonable prices! :] And I have crystals too! :]

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y’know what? i am gonna stay cute

Oh yeah, and Woodie Guthrie too.

It’s worse than that: Tom Smothers and George Segal are dead, and Bob Dylan received the Nobel Prize.

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