“Budgeting”

“I’m getting a lot from this app, and it’s really helping me, but now they want me to support them so that the app can continue to exist.”

Shit people think these days.

Barely missed?

Does that mean it missed a little bit? Like it missed, but then didn’t keep missing further?

Or did it nearly miss? So it didn’t miss, but wasn’t far off?

I don’t suck enough of it these days

“”““Nonspecific gender person who is typically relied upon to get things done without considering their own feelings on the matter – up!””"

This kills the man

Doesn’t roll off the tongue

Makes me think of penis in mouth

Now do vagina goop!