The rest of our schedule is chock-full of winnable games. I wouldn’t be surprised if we end the season 7-10. In which case, yay us. Right back to blissful perpetual mediocrity.

Getsy must be punished for his crimes against humanity.

First quarter: 25 minutes of real time

NFL: OH FUCK MY ADVERTISEMENTS. Someone buzz the refs and make them call anything and everything!

Eh, I’ll concede Jackson was holding Hockenson, but the rookie was alright.

Oh shit, that’s not good. Jenkins is actually a good lineman.

Big disagree with you there Troy. I did not like that call. Not really great when your primary read is behind the LOS on 3rd and 4.

Alright. Time to see which facet of our offense is going to let us down on this drive.

Blargh. Welp. Not even Tucker makes 100% of his FGs.

Oh boy. Our wonderous sideways passing game.