TIL about The Conet Project. Just in time for spooky season!

brb, digging for ghosts.

It depends on who you ask.

No image can compete with this one – all will seem gray and lifeless after this.

Your threats are like a breath of spring,

Your shields are always rotating,

And I cannot compete with you, Borg Queen,

But on the plus side, free ghosts!

there was something I had to tell you…

“Stay away from boats!”

“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”

Ah, 2nd world problems.

It’s a shame too, because fewer walls means fewer places to hang creepy portraits whose eyes follow you around the room.

There’s much worse places to learn from! 🐲

I… I don’t know what that means.

“But enough talk! Save it for the colloquium on Thursday!”

Turns out poor baby has low T 😞

/s

Oh yeah, ya’ gotta get a chandelier!

But she could win a one-year scholarship and a savings bond!

“We have to stop this behavior!”

Politely puts up a sign

It works