broke: bipartisanship
woke: bisexualship
yeah agreed. libs literally dont give a fuck about anything. they think they have morals and then they let their tv define those morals and tell them what it means to uphold them. “tolerance isnt beating intolerant people to a pulp, it’s taking their intolerance on as your own” type shit.
hey oil extraction is a bipartisan policy in the middle east as well
the above screenshot is my excuse
“but at least they’re not arguing and being *civil!!!”
oh no how terrible, i’m dreading the red triangle footage!!
on the left we have the patriot size. on the right? that’s what they line up for in the soviet union. pick your side wisely commies. do you want borgor and freedom or do you want “means of production” and “healthcare”?
um would you prefer republican racism?? surely you can admit liberal racism is the lesser of two evils
NO!!! I LOVE MY SUFFERING!!! GOD WILL REWARD ME FOR IT!!! I HEARD IT ON TV!!!
enjoy comrade. i’m jealous of people who can enjoy edibles. my body metabolizes them weird so they don’t work on me no matter how much i take
screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt
how are you gonna be racist when your surname sounds like a word little kids would use to describe a penis?
bro looks more like jimmy carted than jimmy carter. he aint doing shit in the present tense, that’s for sure
i’m a bit torn on aliens tbh, i did have an experience when i was younger with an alien but at the same time i feel like they’re pretty cringe. when i was 14 i was approached by an alien, he was maybe 3 foot 5 and had a high pitched little voice. he was wearing this funny little hat and saying some cold cryptic message about how facts don’t care about my feelings
i’m actually pretty sure those aren’t real confetti cannons but are a screen overlay
one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen is when kyle rittenhouse is gonna speak at a TPUSA event and they bring him out on stage with a kyle rittenhouse theme song that starts with airhorns and then has a beat that’s doing the scratches going “wicka wicka wicka kyle rittenhouse”
all he did was protect local business!!! all hitler did was try to make germany better!!!
mashallah 🥰
we can all admit one of jd vance’s most appealing qualities, especially to women, is how fuckable he is. he’s a total gigachad. especially when you compare him to waltz, who is only mildly fuckable.