The fact that the branding is larger than the informative label is fucked up. I wish capitalism would just fuck off.

17776 by Jon Bois explored much the same content for a moment.

I’m a fucking actively-performing stand-up comic and now is the best (and onlyest) time to be funny!

(And if you’re checking my comment history, thinking “hey, you can’t be two things, you can’t be a beige camry haver and a stand-up comic, I assure you, I can. In fact, I would say the beige camry is the quintessential broke-ass underpaid performer car. But it’s also completely paid off, so neener.)

As a beige Camry haver, my car is 22 years old and runs like a champ. Had to swap out the spark plugs, the cat, battery, tires, and brakes, but that’s expected when the car’s got a moonlength of mileage on it. I love this thing and will drive it until the frame is broken, I’m dead, or the car becomes illegal.

Neither of those!

I never changed it. Tanis then, Tanis now.

Most Americans tend to mispronounce it though. I’m TAH-niss.

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your antics aren’t amusing

Joanne, go home, you’re drunk.

I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.

Benefits:

• strong shell
• feets for marching
• cute tail bump
• adorable smile
• can flip friends over when they need help
• turtle

完璧だ。

Well, did you do what she asked? Or did you stand there in the grocery store, excitedly posting on Lemmy, then milklessly return home?

4,000 weeks. 750k hours. That’s what the average human gets.

This is how I keep count.

Don’t dial that phone number to see if it works; you’ll get the fuzz.

I hate when people use the transitive “going to be” to describe “is.”

“Hey, what’s your phone number?” “It’s going to be 911-551-0911.”

Her phone number is 911-551-0911 and has been such for a while now. Why does she feel the need to use a transitive verb structure to describe that it will change to that in the future?

I see people using this “it’s going to be” structure for ordering food (they are ordering food now, saying “spaghetti, please” is much less weird than saying “it’s going to be spaghetti”), as part of my job when someone is reporting current or past statistics, and events that aren’t coming up or aren’t scheduled, and are in the past.

Cops who… aren’t bastards?

I don’t follow.

Did my part.

You post comments really quickly. You made your Lemmy account yesterday, and you’re nothing but a fascist mouthpiece. All of your comments just reek of that… desperation.

We won’t include that which seems to destroy us. It’s a social contract and fascists don’t hold to its terms.

You know this. That’s why you’re here.

No no, you’re right, those meme phobias are dumb at best and hella upsetting at worst.