Damnit, that’s a WAY better title! I knew there were some quality opportunities

Well done

Hey, have hoards of people tried going to Trump rallies just to blow rape whistles every time he talks?

You know, cuz he’s a rapist.

Guess he likes watching people get fucked

Nuh uh, the supreme court says he gets to do whatever he wants now

Oh shoot… I’m sure there’s still a big market for creepy shoe salesmen

Apple core

The Legend of Flipper Vance

Episode IV: Avoiding Seductive Couches

No u

They’d probably yell at you if their mouths weren’t full

My sister once asked my dad why old tv shows were in black and white and he told her it was because people used to not be able to see in color. He then told her that his mom couldn’t see colors and it made my sister really sad for our grandmother.

The end.

Yeah it says “remember that old racist dog whistle we used to use with the previous minority president? Let’s try that again, but throw in a little McCarthyism.”

She was a prosecutor. Good enough!

@Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip It’s your time to shine!

Not even an asshole, just an ineffective cook

My guess? A spark:

If Trump wins the election, his people have won and can become complacent. If you tell them to start a civil war, they’ll ask why and push back.

If they lose the election, when Trump says fight, they just might be angry enough to do it. It might be just enough of a spark to ignite the war.

I’d start up a few dozen just to refuse selling them at any cost

No, he only sends clear messages and that would give off mixed signals

I like the idea of Bernie Sanders doing the most grassroots info campaign ever: he enters people’s houses at night, lays in bed next to them, and then explains the points and details of a current issue while staring at the ceiling.

No, it’s still the desktop version. Have you noticed how ugly Windows 11 got recently? It’s because of these optimizations.

Menus have become more touch-friendly and window controls become comparatively more robust as your screen size decreases. I’m surprised how much more frequently I interact with my touch screen than my keyboard and mouse sometimes.

I bought my Legion Go for portable photo and video editing and get a free Adobe license through my work, which is why I went with Windows. I’ve heard that you can install Creative Cloud on Linux, but I’ve been told by our technologists that the Enterprise login might not work when it detects the operating system.

At this point, most of my reasons for sticking with Windows boil down to laziness. If I really felt like taking the time to test Adobe, my eGPU, StarCitizen, and the various Legion Go hardware features, I could probably deliver more informed explanations. But alas… I’m too lazy right now and spend my non-lazy time working on other projects.

How dare you call mean science-person! I’m a proud moron and can feel the pain!