If it’s just posting shit on social media I reckon I might be qualified to give it a whirl

Lick Comb

Uh oh, saw the advertising kick off on Facebook…

Ticket sale posts inbound.

The irony of an American lecturing another country on finding an alternative to shooting.

Took 30 minutes to drive the last 10 minutes of our commute today… Motorbike crash on the Logan, car crash on the main road to Greenbank, then a car and a motorbike a bit further down.

And should we have tried to come in from Springfield, there was a crash that way too.

I dunno man, seems easier to just cruise along and get home safe rather than driving like a fuck stick trying to shave a few seconds off your commute and risking injury and death.

tl;dr

Yeah, I don’t reckon I need to listen to a 4 hour podcast for the answer.

Todays pupdate:

Ears.

Sleep in at work! It’s win / win

I would also like to die on this hill.

Lemmings is dumb. Lamingtons is rad.

Between this and the proposed internet filter, Labor clearly don’t want any more election victories.

Later, the name hashtags, in American English this symbol #️⃣ was always best known as the pound key. It was also known as an Octothorpe.

The first time I learned of its American naming was the classic “pound quake 3 arena” audio clip from the #quake3arena IRC channel.

“Uhhhhhh pound quake 3 arena”
“… What the hell was that?”

It’s not the first sperm that fertilises an egg… The first who make it put in all the effort breaching the wall and dying of exhaustion before some lazy piece of shit sperm towards the end just waltzes through the hole and does the needful.

Explains a lot tbh

First again because I’m number 1

Fist 😎

Ironic

We’re opposite - this is when we start to get busy as 😬

Hot weather is when we start seeing things fall over.

We’re doing the same - lots of natives like Lilly Pilly, native Hibiscus, Grevillea, Melaleuca, Callistemon, a “peanut tree” or something I forget the name of, some Haka-something naive, and some Moreton Bay figs (currently small, but planted >6M from any boundary so they don’t become a problem).

Got heaps of blue faced honey eaters and lorikeets hanging around, and when the Lilly Pillys get thicker and hedge up I’m hoping to see the return of the fairy wrens.

… And my axe!

Edit: I said the funny line, updoots to the just please