maybe 9/11 was just a marketing ploy for general motors to increase white male anxiety and sell more big pickup trucks ten years later

Tips for engaging with the US Military

if they live by u, like on a base, this is some good stuff to do. I can’t confirm or deny if I or my friends have engaged in any of this:

• feed them dog treats: u can dress up like ur handing out free samples at the mall, and give the service members dog treats. it’s pretty fun

• pretend ur out of gas: this is my personal favourite. somewhere near base pretend to have run out of gas. eventually a bunch of jarheads will show up to help you push ur car, stay inside slightly riding the brake. they’ll keep trying, let them, but just like really wear them out. for a fun twist, start ur car after they get exhausted and drive away flipping them off

• set up online dates with them and then don’t show up. this one’s just funny and obvious

• send terrible Grindr guys to their room: only do this to bad guys on Grindr but this is also really funny

honestly this gives me the good idea about dating zionists to scam free drinks off them. that’s not a bad idea at all like, i can totally be into “isreal” for like an hour, and then once he’s spent like $200 on my drinks be like…

psych 😛

from the river to the sea :3

after that he will wanna not talk to me anymore, which is honestly perfect. free drinks

all this stuff makes me so depressed. I wish the yakubian empire could just leave things alone and let other nations succeed.

why is it the US always feels entitled to this “number 1” position? like, who made that decision?!? the US just accepts as a forgone conclusion that the order of the world is American led and it’s chauvinistic and disgusting

the American zero-sum view of geopolitics is going to get the entire world killed someday I fear

lol i spent $214 on groceries for the week yesterday :3 i’m totally splurging with my um, tacos, pasta, and salads i’m cooking, how fancy and luxurious.

Oki so usually I vote for my man

Juan Guaido

because if the US wants him to be pres of something so bad, well they might as well elect him.

but this year I’m too disgusted and over everything to even do a joke so I actually just threw it away :3

over 31,184 palestinians are dead today, I started out marching with my city and doing everything I could, thousands of us did but nothing changed, and now they’re going after Latin Americans more aggressively than I’ve seen in my life, I hate this place.

so I couldn’t even bring myself to make a joke this year

lol my job is pretty much to fix other people’s mistakes so… I’d say they haven’t been doing too hot since long before I came along lol

oki thanks :3

ya it really fucks with me mentally. nobody else in my entire life treats me that way (i left my own family over abuse/bigotry a long time ago), and like, idk. i guess i should’ve gotten out of it sooner probably, i just have very low self esteem

thanks everybody for all the replies :3

i know he always like attributes this behaviour to “mental health” (his exact term not mine), and like, i can probably see that, that could very well be true, but at the same time, he always makes time for the needs of his parents (who hate me and call me a “man playing dress up”, i’m not, i’m a woman, and no i don’t look like a guy, they’re just assholes who know i’m trans so they say that anyways, and even if i did look like a guy i’m a woman so it shouldn’t matter, and he doesn’t stand up to them for me), so he’ll like prioritise his parents’ needs for stuff but never do anything for me.

when we’re together he kinda always encourages me to drink a lot (for the obvious reason guys do that with girls), and that’s also like really unhealthy for me and not really something i want in my life anymore.

and he told me “well i’ll never choose you over my parents” in so many words, and it’s like, alr dude, well peace ig, idk. i think i’ll just kinda not see him for a few weeks and see if he says anything.

anyways thanks y’all i’m glad i have this place, i just needed to vent ig lol :3 <3

lol not a bad decision honestly it’s probably the hardest industry I can think of to be in as a woman and being trans on top of it makes it even worse (I’m ‘stealth’ at work tho)

I mean according to the Bible I guess they’re from “Tanki” and not liberal?!?

that’s the way to do it :3

wow that’s at least nice the wages are tied to inflation. I think the average raise among my friends was around 2% lol

i saw this amazing AP headline the other day

Who wouldn’t like prices to start falling? Careful what you wish for, economists say

lmfao omg the prices are gonna fall but at what cost?!?!?!

i do this, people can do this! lots of americans (mainly the white ones) just suck and are angry at eachother :( but in my mostly mexican neighbourhood, people frequently invite eachother over to parties and things

there was a house two houses down from the one I rent for $425k immediately before the pandemic. it sold.

it’s over $800k now if it was for sale again. it’s a 2 bedroom 2 bath home from the 1920s, it’s very small.

I’ve given up that idea entirely

you really don’t wanna see the survey where they asked how many of them wanna be Andrew Tate

I’m not optimistic about the future

but at what cost?!?

I think for me the worst part is as I’ve gotten older, there’s still a part of me that wishes some day they’d apologise, genuinely change, become decent people and work to undo the damage they did…

but I know that will never happen and I don’t care that deeply. having a good life of my own while they’re still in their stupid fever dream is perfectly fine with me

I will probably go piss on my dad’s grave or something someday. fuck him lol