A mix of a bad ref, the worst VAR, and a a truly terrible commentator

One of many, many, many revelations from this

Was he trying to hit a word count or something? Truly an awfully written article

Tune in after the break, we go up against another big team, bound to be more entertainment

Todd Boehly: hold my beer

in all seriousness though, wouldn’t be against him, but Chelsea needs to get their shit together in terms of spending, and if we’re gonna drop £100 million on another player, they better be way fucking better than Ivan Toney