I prefer Re***t

I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”

He had other lines the ladies love like:

“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/manatee-farts/

It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.

Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

Yea, That just laying there.

It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night

And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and dead bodies to the kitchen.” Mutant League Football.

Low T league and high T league.

Maybe a middle T league?

I’m sure we can work it out.

E Sports. Liquid bread and electronic circus.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

That’s how Sinema got elected…

Hooked on fanəks wurked four me.

When I was growings up, we’d be lucky to even have canada gooses. Now yous got so many, yous wanna start killin’ their babies. Must be fuckin nice!

Just volunteer to go to Ukraine, then surrender. Try not to get raped by your own guys!

More likely Diabetes.

The dwarves of yore made mighty tabs,

Windows open like unsightly slabs

In websites deep, where dark things creep,

In mother’s basement beneath the hells.

I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don’t need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.

Yes, her destructive beliefs, like, Checks notes… turning the other cheek.

Where does she get these terrible ideas? Probably some book they never read. Book reading is fur libtards.