• @casmael
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    352 months ago

    I mean I want a stripper girlfriend and a gold-top les Paul but we don’t always get what we want do we, Steve you prick

    • Jesus
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      2 months ago

      As someone who dated a stripper in college and got to know a lot of those folks outside of work, trust me, you don’t actually want a stripper girlfriend.

      Edit: That said, the guitar is a fine choice.

      • yeehaw
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        142 months ago

        Well this is just begging the question for the rest of us: why not?

          • yeehaw
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            22 months ago

            Yeah that part makes sense haha. Wasn’t sure if that was still her occupation or not at the time.

        • Jesus
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          22 months ago

          Well, let’s just say that the likelihood to encounter people with a history of trauma, or atypical perspectives on intimacy, goes up.

          In my case, I was dating someone that never really learned what normal displays of public affection looked like. Which created some very awkward moments for me and the people around me.

          • yeehaw
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            12 months ago

            If I held any value in what a made up man had to say about the subject I guess.

      • @casmael
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        22 months ago

        No no a gold top-less pool

        • kingthrillgore
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          12 months ago

          Pools usually don’t come with tops, they’re holes in the ground you fill with water.

          • @casmael
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            32 months ago

            Actually all the pools I’ve come across come complete with a top and a bottom - that’s just like a car for example, usually they come equipped with an inside and an outside (but not always)