• childOfMagenta
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    3 months ago

    I steer gigantic metal birds pulled by armies of horses carrying dozens of people, to the antipodes… in less than one day… using dead animal juice.

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      … But I don’t see any horses. Surely they can’t move on their own! Who is pushing them?

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        3 months ago

        There’s a guy, Isaac Newton, he’s 57. Ask him about his second third law, hopefully he came up with it already.