PALM BEACH, FL—With time running out for the former president to secure a bond to cover the penalty in his New York civil fraud case, Donald Trump was seen Thursday frantically digging holes around Mar-a-Lago in hopes of striking $454 million in oil. “Look, all I’m asking for here is a little black gold to make that…
I imagine Rudy Giuliani would be frantically driving over to Bedminster with a shovel to do his bidding there as well.
It is a job best suited for Four Seasons Landscaping, after all.
Ahhh Four Seasons Landscaping. Good times, good times.