𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoDon't call before 9, my minutes aren't freelemmy.worldimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.2Karrow-down18file-text
arrow-up11.2Karrow-down1imageDon't call before 9, my minutes aren't freelemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square111fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Dagwood222link21•2 months agoA story the descendants will need to have strong search skills to understand. One day, Merv Griffin was going through his snail mail and found a hefty check to him from a company he’d never heard of. He used the intercom to summon his assistant. They explained to him that his people had licensed the ’ Final Jeopardy’ music to be a ring tone. Then they had to explain to Merv what a ring tone was.
minus-square@Orbituary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•2 months agoI want to believe this but I don’t want to search for it.
A story the descendants will need to have strong search skills to understand.
One day, Merv Griffin was going through his snail mail and found a hefty check to him from a company he’d never heard of.
He used the intercom to summon his assistant. They explained to him that his people had licensed the ’ Final Jeopardy’ music to be a ring tone.
Then they had to explain to Merv what a ring tone was.
I want to believe this but I don’t want to search for it.
You can believe me. No body ever lies on the interwebs.
Merv Griffin? The elevator killer?