• @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    181 month ago

    “I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.”

    “If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”

    • @w3dd1e
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      11 month ago

      Now, remember the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents.

      Have sex with them and you’re in.