Edit to say because I kinda feel bad now: I have nothing against English teachers! Please don’t send your mafia of learned lit nerds after me! …Or do, lit nerds are hot.

  • GBU_28English
    36·
    2 months ago

    Just working utilities. Send text files as marketing copy. If everyone did that it’d be fine.

    “This is what we make, at this price. Reply to inquire. Goodbye”.txt

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      2 months ago

      that is precisely what SERP and sales prospecting marketing is. Except paid SERP placement and plaintext email displayed in a browser or email client rather than a text editor.

      • GBU_28English
        2·
        2 months ago

        All billboards and everything. One sentence only.