• @Gork
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    1311 days ago

    Baby Formula! Now with 12% less Lead than the leading brand!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      811 days ago

      What about that one with 50% more lead, but you don’t mind trading a couple of your baby’s IQ points for those sweet savings?

      • @Gork
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        11 days ago

        Hmm that’s a tough trade-off. More developmental disabilities, but is the Value™ really there to justify the decreased cost?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          211 days ago

          If children wanted higher quality food they would go out and make their own money.

          Mine are broke so they’ll eat what I feed them.