I’ll go first: “You have to have children when you’re young,” told to me when I was in my late 20s, with no desire to ever have kids, and no means to support them, by someone divorced multiple times with at least one adult child who does not speak to them.
Also: Responding to “How do I deal with this problem?” questions with “Oh, don’t worry about it, it’s enough that you’re even thinking about it!”
Personally, I prefer to just not feed my pets human food, period. It saves a lot of hassle of looking up every single ingredient (and dealing with the unclear info), reduces the risk of the pet learning they can just take your food, and avoids any degree of unpleasantness if a food turns out to be bad for them (even if it doesn’t make them sick, I don’t want them puking or the likes). I already buy food specifically for them, so it’s not really an issue to me to only feed them that food.