I was supposed to go to Vegas today for my friends bachelor party. I hate Vegas. It’s going to be 90° AT NIGHT and hit 116°. I hate the smell of cigarettes. I hate the constant ringing of slot machines. I hate strip clubs. I hate the “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” because that is no basis for an ethos.

Spirit cancelled my flight for no reason, rescheduled it for tomorrow, and gave me $24 in food vouchers. Fuck if I know why.

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