• imPastaSyndrome
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    2 months ago

    FADE IN:

    EXT. PARK - DAY

    A sunny afternoon in a bustling city park. A man with a briefcase in an overcoat sits on a bench.

    DEREK (Man ugly and weathered, 40s) I didn’t think you would show up

    ANGELA (Woman, ancient looking, not an unwrinkled patch of skin on her face)

    Look I’ve only made it halfway, and I need to know before I die

    Derek fidgets nervously.

    DEREK I don’t like opening this, it freaks me out

    ANGELA I don’t have much longer to live, just open it.

    Derek fumbles with the claps wipes away sweat from his brow.

    We hear a hissing from the briefcase.

    A man jumps out of the tree nearby pulling a gun and pointing it at Derek

    AGENT FOSTER (Sunburnt, dad bod. 60s)

    STOP! Secret police! Don’t open that briefcase!

    Derek jumps up hands in the air, the briefcase falls to the ground falling open

    SNAKE: (Aged Python CGI or muppet) <HISSING> 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43…

    AGENT FOSTER

    NO! IT’S BEGUN AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!

    End scene

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