• Kusimulkku
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    4 months ago

    My personal favourite argument is that it was fighting between Mossad-FSB and Ukrainian-Chinese intelligence. Others wanted for him to get hit and others for it to miss and they’re ffighting over it and as a result the bullet grazes Trump. Much more exciting than your argument

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      4 months ago

      They probably used super strong magnets to change the bullet trajectories. The two parts fought to compensate each other’s algorithm and they almost perfectly did, but one miscalculated a little and Trump was miracolously saved.