Hey you. You’re finally awake. Have you seen what Steve Cohen said about me yesterday? He called me some very nasty things on Twitter. Can you believe it? Twitter, or X as its now called. Elly Musk gave me money the other day, little Elly Musk and his electrical cars. You know what I think about them, right? They’re so boring.

It’s the gas-guzzling cars that I like. Gimme a big truck any day, that’s how Americans - look, they say the environment this, and the environment that, but where is all the money going? It’s not going to the environment, that’s for sure. It’s all going to China, and we know what they’re doing to our environment there.