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minus-squaremagikmwlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down1·1 month agoBut then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·1 month agoWait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :) https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
minus-squareevatroniclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoMy principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions. I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
minus-squarePumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoSounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
minus-squaremousetail@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoPostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoClassically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.
But then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.
Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)
https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.
I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
PostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)
Classically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.