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Cake day: August 8th, 2023

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  • A spectro-temporal entity, designated as ‘Echo-1-alpha,’ has been detected in the vicinity. This non-corporeal being is characterized by a persistent quantum flux anomaly, indicative of an unstable vortex in the space-time continuum.

    Further analysis reveals a matrix of chrono-displaced energy patterns, which we’re terming ‘psi- waves.’ These psi-waves are oscillating at a frequency of 3.14 terahertz, consistent with known manifestations of paranormal activity in subspace.

    (yes, I cheated)