colderr@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 24 days agoI am speedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1846arrow-down19cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1837arrow-down1imageI am speedlemmy.worldcolderr@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 24 days agomessage-square66fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squaredonlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agoNever even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.
minus-squareLalSalaamComrade@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-224 days agoWho told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.
minus-squaredonlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 days agoWho told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.
Never even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.
Who told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.
Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.