• boonhet
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    20 days ago

    Hey now, boner pills aren’t useless!

    Could the same scientists have been working on cancer treatments? Maybe, but it’s not nearly as fun to test.

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      20 days ago

      Gonna need to divert the entire US defense budget for two years to researching how to make my PP bigger.

      Vote for me for president and I’ll make it happen.

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        20 days ago

        I’d certainly vote if I was a citizen. Let’s maybe see about that again in say 20 years?

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          20 days ago

          Just commit voter fraud. All 7 of my supporters so far are from other countries. Seriously my PP is so smol I need the military budget to gain a centimeter