callmepk@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoFighting Sexual Temptation? Play Badminton, Hong Kong Tells Teenagers.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down12 cross-posted to: nytimes@rss.ponder.cat
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minus-squarefinleylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down4·17 days agoWhy are you fighting sexual temptation? Stop fighting it and give already. Sexual temptation is awesome.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·17 days agoI was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail. The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns. Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy. So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of…whatever this is.
minus-squarefinleylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-217 days agoOK, now you just have to post the comment
minus-squareeskimofry@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·17 days agoNot a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.
minus-squareRegrettable_incident@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·17 days agoYou should teach them that stuff anyway, ideally before they are teenagers. People are going to get frisky, it’s inevitable, at least they should be able to protect themselves.
minus-squarefinleylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·17 days agoGo on, then, give them the contraceptives and protection lecture
Why are you fighting sexual temptation?
Stop fighting it and give already. Sexual temptation is awesome.
I was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail.
The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns.
Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy.
So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of…whatever this is.
OK, now you just have to post the comment
Not a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.
You should teach them that stuff anyway, ideally before they are teenagers. People are going to get frisky, it’s inevitable, at least they should be able to protect themselves.
Go on, then, give them the contraceptives and protection lecture