• thefartographer
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    19 days ago

    Yeah, I don’t drink water because that’s what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that’s what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.

    My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like “lub dub” and more like “squish squash.”