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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • TheAuthor_13
    19·
    20 days ago

    Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

    • GoodEye8English
      4·
      20 days ago

      But you’d be stuck in the middle seat. You really want to torture yourself like that?

      • TheAuthor_13
        7·
        20 days ago

        It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

        • GoodEye8English
          1·
          20 days ago

          Well I’m sure the devil will also give a fiery handy if you ask nicely. Worst case he puts in seat 9 so I see sitting next to the devil as a better option.