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    9 days ago

    Relax it’s not gay until balls touch

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      8 days ago

      Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

      Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

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      9 days ago

      Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

      All this time I’ve been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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      The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
      Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees