• Wanderer
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    Have you tried being blackout drunk?

    That’s what did it for me

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      Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

      If yes then I’ll have you know I’m quite the socializer.

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        Well it’s a start isn’t it?

        Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

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            Yes.

            I’m sure it has some effect on your subconscious

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          But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won’t be much improvement then, and it’ll be 26 years later and you’ll be pushing 60.

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      Me too, I woke up with 2 or 3 phone numbers in my pocket. I texted one of them and was greeted by an angry boyfriend, I either didn’t text the others or they didn’t reply, but it boosted my confidence a lot. So much so that I was able to talk to girls before I blacked out