https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fundraiser
The Satanic Temple is opening a second abortion clinic! Donors can vote on the name. My favorites: Beelzabort The Preemptive Stork’s Abortion Clinic, and Ejaculate Misconception Family Unplanning Clinic
way better than my lame submissions:
Sigourney Reaper’s Removal Services
BetterOffWithoutYou Trimming and cutting
Blood and Memory Stains, trains and automobiles