I collect mechanical manual and automatic wrist and pocket watches, and the design looks so cheap and inconsistent.

It’s like you took a basic cheap-ass dress watch with no spirit or direction, stamped some diving watch face parts onto the surface, dumped it in yellow paint and glued on fake diamonds.

I’m showy but I’m minimal? I’m functional but I’m aesthetic? It’s like mixing together all the paints, smearing the canvas. It doesn’t even have the beginnings of a nice watch. It has no understanding of kinds of watches or what kind of watch it wants to be rather a collection of unrelated watch parts.

It’s a watch that says you have no taste.