• TransplantedSconie
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    11 months ago

    Alien: “We’ve come to rule you.”

    Dude: “Cool.” points at DC

    “One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there.”

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      11 months ago

      Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.

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      “Hmm… we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species’ brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This… just won’t do. Later losers!”

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        You mean a network where everyone is connected and contributing to a shared goal? Where we are all one with everything around us and all the differences in our personalities gets recognized in a post scarcity environment?

        “I for one welcome our new overlords. What’s our purpose?” “Destroy.”