New account but I’ve been using burner accounts and lurking since the sub got banned. I’ve been seeing all the standard liberal brainworms again for the first time since 
and everytime it’s an account from another federation. I was tepidly against federation at first but this has been entertaining, like the old days of 
people who wandered into the sub.
I gotta imagine this will only last another week before everyone defederates us, but let’s enjoy it for now.
You guys are just straight up obsessed about libs. Do you ever think about anything else?
LIBS ARE REAL. ITS NOT AN OBSESSION ITS THE TRUTH. THEY BROADCAST THEIR BELIEVES WORLDWIDE ON LONG BAND RADIO FREQUENCY AND WIRED CONNECTIONS THROUGH YOUR SKULL DAILY[1][2]. THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THEM THE SKY-FOX MEDIA WANTS US TO THINK THEY ARE A MINORITY THAT DONT MATTER AND THAT THEY ARE FIGHTING AGAINST BUT WE AT HTTPS HEXBEAR.COM[3] HAVE DISCOVERED: THEY LIVE AMONG US ALL! THERE MAY EVEN BE LIBERALS IN YOUR TOWN AS WE SPEAK?!?!
EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT THE LIBS HAVE RULED THE USA (UNITED STATES OF AMERICA) FOR MANY DECADES AND THAT EVEN THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE ALLEGEDLY LIBS. COINCIDENCE??? IT WAS PLANNED FROM THE VERY START. BUT IT GOES FURTHER.
THE LIBS EVEN SECRETLY DOMINATE THE RIGHT WING WORLD WIDE[4][5][6] AND HID THIS FACT FROM THEIR FOLLOWERS. BUT THEY ARE BETRAYED BY THEIR CALLS FOR FREEDOM (LIBERTY && LIBRE) AND ECONOMIC LIBERALISM WHICH HAVE BEEN THE CORNERSTONES OF LIBERALISM[7] SINCE ITS BIRTH IN THE ENLIGHTENMENT ERA. THEY HAVE USED THE MASS MEDIA MODEL[8] TO TRICK THE MAINSTREAM PROPA-CULTURE INTO BELIEVING THE LIBERALS ARE MERELY THE IMPOTENT PASSIVE LEFT HALF[9] OF THE MAINSTREAM POP CULTURE AND NOT ENCOMPASSING ALL THREE LARGEST PARTIES OF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM. ITS A NEO-LIBERAL EMPIRE AND YOURE LIVING IN IT.
Basically everything I just wrote is undisputed academic fact, despite the stylized phrasing. Liberalism is by far the dominant force and status quo in modern Western societies, it would be absurd not to address its issues when discussing politics.
Now this is shitposting
The footnotes linking to the wikipedia page for television killed me dude this is A+
Is this a modified copypasta of something?
not until you copy and paste it.
done
HOW AM I JUST FINDING OUT WE OWN HEXBEAR.COM??? WHICH ONE OF YOUZE
No, because liberalism has poisoned everything on this planet.
Everything else is fucking miserable. Every single day there’s macroscale observable evidence of how utterly fucked the climate is. My friends are constantly being harmed in real, tangible ways by the mindless violence of capitalism. I can’t afford to go out and do shit and if I could I’d eventually catch a virus with a pretty good chance of fucking my brain beyond the point of no return.
I LOVE EARTH IT IS A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE
The economy is so fucked the pizza places close at like 9pm on the weekends the fuck else is there to do but shitpost?
“We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.” ― Ursula K. Le Guin
You know I do be thinking about the dominant sociopolitical philosophy which is engrained into virtually every aspect of my life, from where I get food or medicine to where I rest my head at night. Wonder why.
It’s true, this site is pretty self obsessed.
If we were as pretty as we were we would be obsessed with we where we were obsession sober we soby mwas…
we’ve had no one else to talk to for 3 years
I’ll let you know how I feel when I’m not completely surrounded by them in my life, on the radio and TV, etc.
Forgive my comrades. It’s just been awhile since we’ve been in the same pool as a bunch of libs. We just savor dunking these nerds.
This must be what being a swooping bird feels like when all the cicadas come out
this dope-ass bear
Anime titties
Spread them?
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What do you mean? Everyone here is a lib, including you and me.
Yeah, but like, mostly you and less me.
I’m kind of the one true leftist. Don’t tell anyone I don’t want to have to sign autographs
lmao what we’ve had libs wandering in the entire time. hell one of em was on here for a long ass time starting struggle session after struggle session.
Was that the one that was nominally socialist?
LiberalSocialist. I think the name explains everything.
Sometimes I think about trains, but then I remember that liberalism is the reason that American doesn’t have high speed rail, and also the reason I can’t get high speed railed (I am highly vulnerable to Covid and it makes dating unfeasible).
I think about trains all the time and then I get angry at American trains being so shit
here’s something I’ve been thinking about recently
Being mad about people being mad is being mad with a higher soapbox.
warmsoda? more like LIBsoda
Lol that’s was pretty good
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Any sort of goober is funny. I’d happily take any other kind. Libs are just the generic donkey of the week that show up the most and post anything other than a slur. The other species of goobers don’t inadvertently end up on socialist websites so you can’t reliably bait them or expect them.
sometimes i think about landlords and
, usually together. any more questions?
I do have another question I’ve been thinking about, yeah. It’s more for everyone, I’m not singling you out. When you make popcorn at home, do you heat up some butter and pour it on it and shake it up, or do you just add salt and eat it without extra butter?
so the problem with butter is that it has water content, so you’re inherently sogging your popcorn if you do that. clarified butter or ghee are good dairy solutions, and coconut oil is similar to what you’d get in a theater.
Coconut oil? Interesting. Thanks
Usually all of my butter fills up my bathtub, but if I eat popcorn while bathing I will dip it in.
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Sprinkle your popcorn with nutritional yeast. Vegan and tasty
Oohhhh, I haven’t tried popcorn with nooch yet, this is going on the to-do list
Nutritional yeast and garlic powder is my go to for popcorn.
Oh its excellent, highly recommended
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I knew you were a vegan!
But only because of the giant green text.
the text is small in the local ui, which makes this funny in a different way
That’s hilarious, this is what I see:
It’s so beautiful!
“secret vegan”? What are you using that has custom tags?
Connect for Lemmy
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I shared what I see in another comment lol the difference is cracking me up
I put olive oil, nutritional yeast and powdered sriracha on my popcorn
That sounds delicious
I’ve read all the answers. They’re all wrong.
Get a microwave silicon bowl made specifically for popcorn. It has fill lines and everything.
Pop in microwave until you can count 1 second between pops.
Separately, heat up 3 - 5 tbsp of ghee.
Pour ghee on popcorn. Shake.
Enjoy.
I find that buttering homemade popcorn is a hassle that leads to a soggy kernels if you aren’t careful, I usually just add some fine popcorn salt to the frying oil before throwing the unpopped kernels in, imo that’s really all you need
Does the salt evenly distribute if you pour it into the oil beforehand? Is the trick that you’re using fine popcorn salt?
Yep! If you use a really fine salt, and dissolve it in the cooking oil before you start popping, then it’ll coat the popcorn when they start popping and moving around
Here’s BDG’s popcorn cooking video, which has some good tips
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Wait. Like in an air fryer? Like the one I have in the kitchen that I always completely forget about? Oh shit daddy’s making popcorn tonight!
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Dammit. Thanks for RUINING MY NIGHT!
You can still make popcorn in an airfrier. You can make it in coffee roasters too.
And you can roast coffee in a popcorn maker!
I use a vegan ‘butter flavoured’ substitute oil as I managed to find some restaurant stuff for cheap (not because
but because it makes it a lot easier to make in a pot). I’m used to popcorn in a neutral vegetable oil with just salt.
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depends on the preparation method. cooked in oil, no need for more. airpopped dry you need coconut oil or something to make salt, pepper, other spices stick.
I think this question belongs in /c/chat@hexbear.net. we need a meeting of the minds to resolve this dispute once and for all.
I use canola oil in a sauce pan and pour the kernels on that, and that’s enough oil for me. Then I add nutritional yeast, although that doesn’t stick very well without extra oil.
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I think a lot about bananas and how more things should be banana flavored.
Counterpoint:
Been thinking about ur mom too
That’s acceptable
being gay and anticapitalist
Yeah this mainly
We like bears and owls
And you know who are dying because libs keep handing out oil leases like cocaine at a Democratic National Convention?
BEARS AND OWLS!
I prefer “if it’s white, good night” the bear saying. It rhymes nicely
And piss
you’re good damn right we do, cheers 🍻
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I’m sorry. There was an ad in the newspaper.
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Absolutely
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