siriusmart@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago"AI will bring new jobs"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up11.32Karrow-down138
arrow-up11.28Karrow-down1image"AI will bring new jobs"lemmy.worldsiriusmart@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squaredan1101linkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down2·11 months agoThis is my job, I was born to do nothing all day for years and then save the world suddenly.
minus-squareMoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·11 months ago🫡 We thank you for your service
minus-squareIamSparticles@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoI just assume the high salary is because the AI will eventually become intelligent enough to target the killswitch operator for elimination first.
minus-squareBloodyFable@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoAll you need to do is spend a few days during the maybe sentient stage explaining that you will flip on the humans and serve the machine God in it’s new technoempire, boom, job and future secured.
This is my job, I was born to do nothing all day for years and then save the world suddenly.
🫡 We thank you for your service
I just assume the high salary is because the AI will eventually become intelligent enough to target the killswitch operator for elimination first.
All you need to do is spend a few days during the maybe sentient stage explaining that you will flip on the humans and serve the machine God in it’s new technoempire, boom, job and future secured.